Thursday, November 13, 2008
Monday, September 22, 2008
Inventory and Brief Biographies: Issue One
Note: Current List Status: Incomplete
Specimen 1: Cattacular
Raised from birth by man. Lineage unknown.
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Specimen 2: Oily
Name improvised. I'd never seen this cat before;
seemed to be covered in engine oil.
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Specimen 3: Gray Cat (Wild)
Frightful of humans. Assumed dangerous.
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Specimen 4: Prowler
In a seemingly perpetual state of pregnancy;
widely considered the populous whore.
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Various Specimens: Names to be assigned
Histories unknown.
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Specimen 5: Yellow (Wild)
Seems in a sickly state. Disease undetermined.
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Specimen 1: Cattacular
Raised from birth by man. Lineage unknown.
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Specimen 2: Oily
Name improvised. I'd never seen this cat before;
seemed to be covered in engine oil.
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Specimen 3: Gray Cat (Wild)
Frightful of humans. Assumed dangerous.
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Specimen 4: Prowler
In a seemingly perpetual state of pregnancy;
widely considered the populous whore.
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Various Specimens: Names to be assigned
Histories unknown.
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Specimen 5: Yellow (Wild)
Seems in a sickly state. Disease undetermined.
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Sunday, September 21, 2008
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Friday, September 19, 2008
Walking Cane
My fathers gout was 'acting up' again. He can hardly walk when this happens--at least not on the gout foot anyway. I thought I'd be a good son and purchase him a cane for walking (some might call it a 'walking cane'). Only thing is, though, all the canes at Pretty Much The Only Place in Town to Buy Canes[,INC.] only has canes made from the corkscrewed reproductive organs of domesticated buffalo. What the F!, right? Not only that, but they were ninety bucks to boot! Needless to say (as they say), I didn't buy him one.
Monday, September 15, 2008
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Some Fresh Tred
it seemed my New Balances had turned to Balances
so today i got some new Balances
New Balances
(model 595)
so today i got some new Balances
New Balances
(model 595)
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Monday, September 8, 2008
blank ballot
i saw your sister today
not the other one but
the one that looks like you
she really does, too
identical, almost
i thought that it was you
but i wasn't going to say hi
even though i wanted to
not the other one but
the one that looks like you
she really does, too
identical, almost
i thought that it was you
but i wasn't going to say hi
even though i wanted to
The Pitch...: Issue One
A group of the same actors make pilots for a new show every week in this show I'd call Pilot.
Take it, it's free.
Take it, it's free.
Sunday, August 24, 2008
retrofitted seatbelt onclave
The fog of linted quilts smoldered in a hellish dust--or ember quite actually--devil, small in nature, over the pit in which the match was thrown (after the contents thereof were thoroughly drenched in a liquid fuel of some sort or another naturally).
Monday, April 28, 2008
To My Red-Bearded Arch Nemesis From the Airport
I'm trying to find my arch nemesis. If you have seen this guy around an airport recently and know his whereabouts, tell him I'm looking for him.
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