Inventory and Brief Biographies: Issue One

Note: Current List Status: Incomplete


Specimen 1: Cattacular









Raised from birth by man. Lineage unknown.
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Specimen 2: Oily









Name improvised. I'd never seen this cat before;
seemed to be covered in engine oil.
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Specimen 3: Gray Cat (Wild)









Frightful of humans. Assumed dangerous.
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Specimen 4: Prowler









In a seemingly perpetual state of pregnancy;
widely considered the populous whore.
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Various Specimens: Names to be assigned









Histories unknown.
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Specimen 5: Yellow (Wild)









Seems in a sickly state. Disease undetermined.
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The Train Station

The Makings of a Tunafish Sandwich

It's an instant classic...more or less.

Walking Cane

My fathers gout was 'acting up' again. He can hardly walk when this happens--at least not on the gout foot anyway. I thought I'd be a good son and purchase him a cane for walking (some might call it a 'walking cane'). Only thing is, though, all the canes at Pretty Much The Only Place in Town to Buy Canes[,INC.] only has canes made from the corkscrewed reproductive organs of domesticated buffalo. What the F!, right? Not only that, but they were ninety bucks to boot! Needless to say (as they say), I didn't buy him one.

Monster of the Deep

Some Fresh Tred

it seemed my New Balances had turned to Balances
so today i got some new Balances
New Balances
(model 595)

blank ballot

i saw your sister today
not the other one but
the one that looks like you
she really does, too
identical, almost
i thought that it was you
but i wasn't going to say hi
even though i wanted to

The Pitch...: Issue One

A group of the same actors make pilots for a new show every week in this show I'd call Pilot.

Take it, it's free.